Saturday, June 30, 2007

The People's Mario

This is awesome, if a little bloody.

Thursday, June 28, 2007

You should marry that woman.

That's what Rich said when I told him what Gen did for me for my birthday.

She made me a meat cake. By this I mean that she cooked two meatloaves in cake pan shapes. Layered them together with a ketchup/worcestershire sauce. And topped it all with a mashed potato icing. Then on the icing she added a colored icing "Happy Birthday Keith", and put bacon sprinkles around the whole thing.

I am the luckiest guy ever. Thanks Babe. I love you.

Friday, June 08, 2007


I was told on Wednesday that I could not get a 5x5. My initial reaction was to tell the register-monkey how to enter it in (it's complicated and I've had to edumacate people in the past). Apparently I made enough of a stink that a manager was sent over. She informed me that they no longer server anything larger than a 4x4 and claimed that it was new corporate police (well 6 months old). I hadn't been to in-n-out in a while and I wanted to indulge in a little gluttony. I was prepared for the treadmill time that it would cost me. But nope. They wouldn't sell me one.

They offered to sell me 2 separate burgers that I could assemble myself, but that's not the same, now is it? Guess I'm done with in-n-out entirely now.