I finally broke down and went to an optometrist who has given me a prescription to deal with my nearsightedness. Starting yesterday I've been wearing contact lenses. It's apsolutely amazing the differences that exist with the world when you can see it in a higher resolution. It feels like I've just gone a generation forward in video game console technology.
Although it does come with some down sides. I was watching T.V. last night and put on an Aqua Teen re-run. I can now all too clearly see Meatwad's eyes when he blinks. Thanks Tea Girl.